Tuesday, April 5, 2011

example spoof

One day a clown was visiting the
zoo and attempted to earn
some money by making a street
performance. He acted and
mimed perfectly some animal
acts. As soon as he started to
drive a crowd, a zoo keeper
grabbed him and dragged him
into his office. The zoo keeper
explained to the clown that the
zoo's most popular gorilla had
died suddenly and the keeper
was fear that attendance at the
zoo would fall off. So he offered
the clown a job to dress up as
the gorilla until the zoo could get
another one. The
clown accepted this great
opportunity.
So the next morning the clown
put on the gorilla suit and
entered the cage before the
crowd came. He felt that it was
a great job. He could sleep all he
wanted, played and made fun of
people and he drove bigger
crowds than he ever did as a
clown. He pretended the gorilla
successfully.
However, eventually the crowds
were tired of him for just
swinging on tires. He began to
notice that the people were
paying more attention to the
lion in the next cage. Not
wanting to lose the attention of
his audience, he decided to make
a spectacular performance. He
climbed to the top of his cage,
crawled across a partition, and
dangled from the top to the
lion's cage. Of course, this made
the lion furious, but the crowd
people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo
keeper came and gave him a
raise for being such a good
attraction. Well, this went on for
some time, he kept taunting the
lion, the audience crowd grew a
larger, and his salary kept going
up. Then one terrible day
happened. When he was dangling
over the furious lion, he slipped
and fell into the lion cage. The
clown was really in big terrible
situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the lion gathered itself
and prepared to pounce. The
clown was so scared. He could do
nothing and he began to run
round and round the cage with
the lion close and closer behind.
Finally, the lion could catch him.
The clown started screaming and
yelling, "Help me, help me!", but
the lion was quick and pounces.
The clown soon found himself flat
on his back looking up at the
angry lion and suddenly he heard
a voice from the lion’s
mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you
want to get us both fired?"

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